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@babyrothh interview

Interchive Part 2

WARNING : The following interview features opinions stated by professionals or under the supervision of professionals. Accordingly, 404 must insist nobody take anything said seriously. This is satire, it’s fucking fiction. Don’t blame me white America. Please enjoy – 404incorporated

1. Worst insult you ever received? @schizokato You look like a darker Mexican. @yungtenshi Indonesian monkey slave. @kuranamii 220 fan. @burunya123 220 fan.

2. Dream career? @yungtenshi Terrorist. @uyxu Making money at Hustlers University. @schizokato CEO of Kato Inc. @burunya123 Gender studies professor.

3. Best/Worst religion? @rougesanarchy This question is wack! @shizokato Islam/Shirk religion. @yungtenshi Islam/Satanism. @uyxu Islam/Christianity.

4. Least favorite animal? @schizokato Rabbits like wut da fuck is you doing hopping around go chase a bag. @rougesanarchy Humans. @ilikeysl Bats. @kuranamii Roaches. @burunya123 Flies.

5. Worst drug experience? @ilikeysl I’m a good muslim I wouldn’t know. @yungtenshi overdosing on big black cock. @uyxu Got high off your mom’s pussy. @burunya123 Overdosing on gay sex. @schizokato I inhaled laughing gas from whipped cream cans and now they are banned here. @rougesanarchy When the partner of this drug dealer I used to talk to underwent psychosis and tried to kill my friend because he thought her boyfriend stole money from him. @reiatzuu Thinking I was gonna die off an edible.

6. Secret time! @burunya123 I had discord sex with mori. @schizokato I’ve had my booty tickled by various women. @rougesanarchy I’M GAY! @ilikeysl I used to touch dudes.

7. Best horror movie? @yungtenshi Sinister. @uyxu The one I made with your mom. @schizokato Chainsaw Man.

8. Deathnote one archive account. @rougesanarchy suhnnnyy. @yungtenshi yungtenshi. @ilikeysl 2055hype. @kuranamii Tonsil.

9. Which decade would you want to grow up in? @kuranamii Dinosaur. @schizokato The one with the black plague. @ilikeysl 90’s. @burunya123 Ancient Japan so I can be Isekai in real life.

10. Most evil thing you ever did? @schizokato Flick a tinfoil ball into someone’s buttcrack (he had a whole in his underwear) @burunya123 I called someone with the last name Underwood Mr. Underpants.

11. Jean shorts or cargo shorts (gun to your head)? @ilikeysl Cargo shorts. @schizokato Cargo Shorts, I’d shoot myself for wearing jean shorts. @kvhazmyhrt Jean shorts.

12. Dream concert lineup? @kvhazmyhrt Frank Ocean, Drake, Xxxtentacion. @bewzerk Uzi, OG Carti, and MF DOOM. @schizokato Logic, Eminem, and DAX. @ilikeysl Denzel Curry, Kanye, Carti. @kuranamii DG, Hatsune Miku, Young Thug.

13. How much money would it take for you to make out with Post Malone? @bewzerk 17 gold dabloons. @ilikeysl 0. @schizokato 10k.

14. Who you picking in a street fight Meg the Stallion or Nikki Minaj? @kuranamii I’m banging Meg, oh, still Meg. @kvhazmyhrt Nikki.

15. 3 things you would bring if trapped on an island? @schizokato Island escape tool, water, and croissants. @omghidsui Food, weapons, vcr with porno. @kuranamii My house, electricity, infinite food glitch.

EPFPZ INTERVIEW

EPFPZ is an Instagram page based out of Australia that specializes in profile pictures and archive aesthetics. Please enjoy - 404incorporated.

1. When did you start the ig? October 2021.

2. How has “blowing up” impacted you? I wasn’t expecting to have 20k followers made a lot of new friends while grinding.

3. Favorite cartoon? Ben 10 and The Simpsons.

4. Favorite swear word? Probably fuck or bitch.

5. Best/worst soda? Best strawberry fanta/worst dr. pepper

6. Which cult you joining? Heavens Gate because I love heaven.

7. Favorite food? Chicken alfredo, empanadas, and chicken wrap.

8. Best video game? Skate 3.

9. Celebrity crush? Delta Goodrem

10. Conspiracy theory you believe in the most? Moon landing was fake.

11. Dream car? Lamborghini Aventador.

12. Best dog breed? Love all.

13. Carti or Uzi? Carti.

14. Best and worst person to ever live? Best Messi/Worst serial killers

15. First thing you doing or buying if you hit the lotto? Tbh taking my family on holiday.

16. Favorite movie? Grown Ups.

17. Best/worst sneakers? Best air forces/Worst sketchers.

18. Best invention in history? Wifi. How they create wifi with no wifi.

19. You get deported from Australia, where you moving? Dubai.

20. Shoutout anybody? Shoutout to my dad who was very poor and still managed to provide a good life.

Interchive

The following is an interview with multiple archive moderators. The views expressed by each moderator do not necessarily reflect the views of @404incorporated. Please enjoy this chaotic, schizophrenic, offensive interview.

1. Travis or Future? @yungtenshi Travis @jxyd3mon Future

2. Who is your favorite serial killer? @reiatuu Edmund Kemper @linesofsanzu_ Osama Bin Laden. “Dat jhit ran away from the American government for so long them bozos couldn’t catch shit” @egotron MS13 @yungtenshi Pablo Escobar @uyxu Obama Bin Laden

3. Worst Fear? @uyxu Lice. @irshyy “prolly getting stabbed” @yungtenshi Asian girls @jxyd3mon being broke. @paleta__payaso Dying.

4. Ass or tiddies? @suhnnnyy Butt. @clliqz tits. @yungtenshi tits. @paleta__payaso Bank account.

5. Danny Duncan, Danny Mullen, or Danny Phantom? @irshyy Danny Phantom @suhnnnyy Phantom. @220ghz Danny Phantom.

6. You can blow one country off the face of the earth? @yungtenshi Ohio. @irshyy Every Burger King. @clliqz Jaydemon house. @egotron Ohio.

7. Favorite lyric all time? @egotron I heard yo grandma got cancer I feel bad for her but no cap before she die ima scam her. @yungtenshi I think my choppa gay I pulled him out the closet. @linesofsanzu_ AND YOU MADE ME LOSE MY SEEELFFF CONTROOOLLLLL. @reiatzuu Sometimes I wish my dick had a GoPro so I could play that shit back in slo mo. @squidreaper Big booty bitch she a baboon.

8. Are bitches shit? @egotron Nah they human. @irshyy Depends.

9. Favorite sneaker? @egotron Crocs. @yungtenshi Bapestas or Jordan 4’s. @irshyy low top converse.

10. Serial killer with the most swag? @uyxu Zodiac Killer. @rougesanarchy Me. @irshyy Ted Bundy. @suhnnnyyy Ted Bundy or Eileen Warren. @paleta__payaso coco puffs. @reiatzuu Zodiac Killer.

11. Star Wars vs Marvel? @reiatzuu Star Wars. @linesofsanzu_ neither. @squidreaper DC.

12. Favorite Actor? @linesofsanzu_ Leo and Willem Defoe @reiatzuu Brad Pitt, Leo, Bale, Willem, and Samuel L Jackson. @rougesanarchy Johnny Depp.

13. Kill one celeb no consequences? @squidreaper Andrew Tate. @linesofsanzu_ Elon Musk.

14. Are ghosts real? @linesofsanzu_ probably. @rougesanarchy Absolutely.

15. Favorite cryptic? @roguesanarchy vampire. @linesofsanzu_ Lochness Monster or whatever dat water bitch called.

The following is an interview of streetwear brand Empyrean’s owners Destin and Jake , conducted by Cole Tikulski. All are members of the international artists collective known as 404 incorporated or 404 for short.